How Does This Make Sense?

Have other people noticed and been perplexed by the fact that the BYU Cougars are playing like the East Dillon Panthers at the beginning of season 4? And the Utah Utes are playing more like West Dillon always? Does that make any sense to you? Clearly BYU is West Dillon in every other way. All the nice stuff. Yet a football team that makes my roommate, Michelle, cry. And the University of Utah. Totally East Dillon. Have you been there? Place is a dump! (I went there, so I can say so). Coach Taylor! The Cougs need you!

So It Turns Out...

...I'm way obnoxious. I guess everyone else probably already knew that. I guess I've always known, but now it's been established.

The Internet

How do all of you guys put up with the Internet? It's so annoying. I'm too good for this.